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I'm so stroked to be part of an amateur autopsy club.

Tomorrow is open Mike night.

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2. Frigidaire…

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3. How do blind people greet each other?

Long time no see…

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So they know where to stop shaving.

6. Did you know that Elmer Fudd sold moonshine during prohibition?

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